So, I have this theory. When I submit my resume to jobs online it enters an abyss or it goes down this web drain. There it goes, down, down, down, traveling through the little web drain, until it reaches the bottom, getting mixed up with all the other resumes. There I am, on the other side, peering down, waiting, hoping to hear or see something...anything, is it coming back!?! hello?? :(  #nevertobeseenagain